The revolutionary dildo

The French revolutionaries got it right. Liberte, egalite, fraternite, or liberty, equality and brotherhood in plain English.

Equality is one of everyone’s birthrights, and this includes the most important area of sex.

Sex is something that should be enjoyed by all men and women, regardless of age, colour, creed and social standing. Having less in life should not deprive anyone of the joys of sex, and the pleasures of using sex toys.

Thankfully, the sex toy manufacturing industry is living up to the democratic revolution. They create products on the belief that all men, and more importantly women, are created equal and as such should be able to purchase quality sex toys at affordable prices.

Their primary product to reach the global masses is that most common and popular of all sex toys, the dildo.

Cheap, realistic dildos have been a staple of the sex toy industry for decades, and will remain so in the foreseeable future. There is no reason why every woman in the world should not be able to own at least one good dildo for her personal pleasure.

The one thing they should not own is a dildo that is of dubious quality and craftsmanship. At worst, they can pose serious health hazards, given that dildos are used to penetrate the most sensitive part of the woman’s anatomy. At best, they are inferior to the cheap, realistic dildos that are made under strict quality control and high standards by respected manufacturers.

The difference between the French Revolution and the Sexual Revolution? The latter was non-violent and gave everyone the freedom to purchase sex toys like dildos and enjoy great sex, be it solo or with a partner.

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Product Review: Lady Calston Feel Good Slim Vibe

Aside from the smooth, velvety feel of its material, this slim vibrator is nothing to write home about if you are looking for something of Rabbit proportions. This Lady Calston vibrator has no rotating shafts, no pearls, and no clit massagers to boast. What this offers however is something simple and basic, perfect for those who don’t need the bells and whistles when it comes to their sex toys.

This is your vibrator if you are not looking for some mega twelve-incher with the circumference of a can for your self-pleasuring. This slim vibrator is perfect for the woman who wants it just right and doesn’t need the extreme stretching to be satisfied. The best feature of the Feel Good Slim Vibe is the texture. The chamois finish creates a sensation friction against your vaginal walls and partnered with cool lubricant, makes for a heavenly orgasm without the groans and grunts. This baby is waterproof so go ahead and use it on the tub and shower. Operates on two AAA batteries, which are sold separately.

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Top Five Vibrators for Intense Orgasms

Over the last couple of years I have had the intense pleasure of using allot of sex toys, mainly vibrators. With this experience comes great responsibility to inform the women of the world about the best available vibrators. As an Australian, I get all my vibrators from onestopadultshop.com.au and would never shop anywhere else. The range of vibrators is incredible and the prices are even better. So, without any further ado, here are my favourite five vibrators.

5) Clone-A-Willy Vibrator

The Clone-A-Willy vibrator allows you to make a clone of any available penis. The kit comes with everything you need to make the clone, including a vibrating bullet that slides into the wet moult and turns the whole package into a vibrator. The kit is extremely easy to use, and the vibrator will be relay in just a couple of hours. The Clone-A-Willy kit is extremely popular among women who has partners that work away. The kit allows him to clone his penis so his partner can use it any time. The Clone-A-Willy vibrator is extremely fun to make and even more fun to use. It is the perfect gift for the woman that has it all. The simple five step process included some extremely fun parts, like putting his willy in the wet moulding plaster. The vibrator is completely safe to use to massage your vagina when its left to completely dry.

4) Dorcel Luxury Collection Too Much

Is ‘Too Much’ pleasure possible? I’ve tried experienced what would come close to being too much pleasure, but just like you cannot reach the speed of light, you theoretically cannot reach that point where you experience too much pleasure. To get close, you must use the Too Much vibrator from the Dorcel luxury Collection. This appropriately named vibrator is one of the best G-Spot vibrators available. Too Much has been designed and manufactured by Marc Dorcel, one of the world’s leading pornography directors. Its obvious by its range of sex toys that he knows the female body better than most females. Too Much is the best selling vibrator in the collection and its easy to see why women love it so much. The slight curve of the shaft is complimented by the waves of texture that massage your G-Spot with pure-perfection. The ultra powerful motor is a thrilling addition to the already perfectly shaped vibrator. I picked mine up for just $AUD69.99 and would have paid much more than that for what I now realise is one of he best G-Spot orgasms a sex toy can provide.

3) Sqweel 2

The Squeel is ultimately one of the world’s most famous sex toys, at least it is in the United Kingdom. Made famous by LoveHoney’s 2010 sex toy design competition, the Sqweel has enjoyed the title of the ‘World’s Best-Selling Oral Sex Toy’. In 2011 the oral sex simulator gained its world-wide fame with an AVN Awards nomination. Sqweel has since been re-born with the release of the Sqweel 2, a major improvement on the original version. The Sqweel 2 has 10 tongues that are rotated around and when contact with the vagina is made, the tongues simulate oral sex. With plenty of lubrication, the user will experience intense orgasms that she would usually feel from oral sex. The Sqweel 2 comes in two different colours, black and white and has several different modes of rotation.

2) Lelo Gigi 2

Lelo are undoubtedly one of the best vibrator manufacturers in the world. Their designed and innovative and their end-products are crafted with superior skill. The Gigi 2 is on of my personal favourite Lelo vibrators and it is the best G-Spot vibrator I have ever used, period. The unique, flat head design allows you to rest the top of the vibrator on your G-Spot and massage with minimum effort. The extremely soft silicone is luxurious to touch and feels like you are massaging your G-Spot with a fluffy cloud. Like most European vibrators, Lelo has extremely powerful motors. In fact, many women may find the motors too powerful at first. The Gigi 2 is on the higher price range of vibrators, however it is not too expensive. If you shop around like me, you’ll pay just $AUD109,99 which may sound expensive but is ridiculously cheap for the quality. All Lelo vibrators come with a stupidly good one year warranty and 10 year quality guarantee. To be honest I’m not sure what exactly a quality guarantee is, but I like it! The vibrator comes with eight modes of vibration and is 100% waterproof.

1) We Vibe 4 Plus

The the past vibrators were ugly and just plane disgusting. No one could have anticipated the game-changing We-Vibe range, except the people that invented the we-vibe. The first couple of versions of this revolutionary couples’ vibrator were pretty poop. They were clunky and just didn’t make you cum as hard as they should. It took them a couple of revisions, but finally, we-vibe got the formula right. After the We-Vibe 4, the game had been changed and soon after, the We-Vibe 4 Plus sent shocks through everyone that owned a vibrator, “why didn’t I want and get this instead,” they cried. The We-Vibe 4 Plus is the world’s first vibrator to come with a smart phone application. This may sound stupid but its actually the best thing that has ever happened to my vagina, oh and my relationship too I guess.

The smart phone application can control the vibrator from anywhere in the world, as long as you have a WiFi connection. The application also allows you to program your own pattern of vibration so you can create one that is best for you and save it for later.

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Budget Sex Toys that Will Rock Your World

Happiness is not always expensive.

All of us deserve to have terrific orgasms. But then not all of us can afford to buy those beautiful, high-end toys from LeLo and other designer toy brands. But hey, who says that you need mucho expensive toys to get rockin’ orgasms? For those with limited budgets, here are some of the low-end sex toys that will do the job just as well. For just 30 dollars and below, you can already score these toys.

Silk Touch Egg Vibe

It may be small, but don’t underestimate this egg baby. It may only be 2 inches long, but it provides powerful orgasms that will make this little toy totally worth the purchase. Spoil your clit with great orgasms for just $22.99.

Night Rider G-Spot

Need a fix of total g-spot stimulation? Spare $22 for the Night Rider G-Spot toy. Equipped with ten functions, this waterproof toy is designed to thrill. Pleasuring your g-spot is a breeze with its perfectly curved tip.

Sylvia Chrome

If what you need is straight up vaginal stimulation, then the Sylvia Chrome is your toy. You only need $21.99 plus 2 c-size batteries to enjoy this chrome-looking baby. Enjoy mild to wild vibrations with the easy to use multi-speed controller.

Fantasy Buddy

Of course, the guys are not left out of the list. For them we have the Fantasy Buddy, a male masturbator that has pleasure pearls designed to caress the dick. Enjoy exploding fantasy for only $22.95.

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The Vibro Sandy Pocket Pal with Hair

There are pocket pussies and there are pocket pussies. They all look similar to one another. Then there’s the Vibro Sandy Pocket Pal with Hair.

The name tells you what makes it a bit different from the rest of the field. It has pubic hair. Or at least what’s supposed to look like pubic hair.

Buyers of pocket pussies know that almost all toys of this type resemble shaved pussies. This is probably a manufacturing concern more than anything. What the manufacturers seem to have forgotten is that not all guys are attracted to hairless vaginas.

Some guys prefer pussies with a little hair, while some want the pussies they fuck to be totally hairy. Again, this is a matter of personal preference.

Finally, a sex toy manufacturer bothered to come out with a pocket pussy with hair, and this is it. Unfortunately, the pubic hair doesn’t look real. Quite frankly, it looks more like a mustache.

Pubic hair is supposed to be long and kinky in its natural state. So it’s back to the drawing board for the maker of the Vibro Sandy. It is worth noting that pubic hair does not look like head hair, and is harder to duplicate. And few would be interested if the toy were to feature real human pubic hair. One has to draw the line somewhere, after all.

Performance-wise, it’s not bad, not bad at all. So buyers won’t end up too disappointed when they finally use the sex toy.

Because of its unreal pubic hair, which is supposed to be its main selling point, this toy only gets a 3.5 stars out of five. Nice try, but it could have been better.

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