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I’m always hunting for something unique and interesting to add to my ever-growing collection of sex toys. For quite some time now, Lovehoney Sqweel has appreciated my interest, and my new friends recently sent me one for review!

The Sqweel arrived promptly and came in cute packaging— always a good beginning for a relationship. Everything is nicely laid out in a velvety insert when you open the nifty hinged tin box. I was saddened that there was no lube sample with which it was supposed to come. I like samples of lube. It was deceptive, but it doesn’t really matter. Obviously the Sqweel is the main feature here.

So. It’s the Sqweel. It is, in a nutshell, a simulator for cunnilingus. Basically, a 10-silicone motorized wheel whirling lapping tongues, embedded in a hard plastic shell to simulate oral sex. Genius! This toy is not vibrating or thrusting with that said, and is intended for external stimulation.

The Lovehoney Sqweel specs

First, the specs: the diameter of the Sqweel is about 41⁄2 “and about 11⁄2” thick. The shell is made of plastic ABS which gives it a silky, velvety feel. A shell section can be easily popped off revealing the silicone tongue wheel and then replaced during storage to protect the tongues. Each tongue at its widest point is 1 “long and 1” wide. They’re soft, squishy, flexible. It is possible to disassemble the entire unit and clean it thoroughly. The side panel rotates open so that the silicone wheel can be lifted for cleaning, washed with warm water and an antibacterial soap, then left out for drying. The Sqweel itself, because it has a battery compartment, is not waterproof, so just wipe it clean with a damp cloth. You know what i find interesting, Jopen vibrator

It is powered by 3-AAA batteries when it comes to batteries. It’s quite simple to insert the batteries. Just slide off the cover, pop into the batteries, and slide back on the cover. At the end is the power switch. Three speeds are available; low, medium, and high. Slide the switch into any of the desired settings to turn it on and it starts spinning. Just switch it off to the off position to turn it off and it stops quickly.

The low is just that for speeds — a very low spin. It’s not doing a lot for me. The high is pretty fast, and quite scary indeed! For me, medium is where it is. It emits a mechanical sound and is probably ideal for those who like to masturbate down-low. It’s not the quietest toy, but it’s also not too loud. It gets louder with each level that increases.

It’s a sex toy you have to use your imagination in… and a lot of lube1. Place some water-based lube in your hand palm. Turn the Sqweel down and lower it slowly into your palm, allowing the tongues to lap the air. You’re going to shoot lube off your hand if you put it on high, so don’t do that. To avoid dragging, you want to get them nice and slippery and you might even want to add some lubricant to yourself. The weatherier, the better!

I suggest you start your journey slowly and work up. There is not much pressure needed and the wheel stops when too much pressure is added. I found that allowing my clit to touch only the tips of the tongues provides the best stimulation. Once you get used to it and relax it feels pretty good and can help you get an orgasm. It actually feels like a lapping tongue and almost like oral sex when you close your eyes— minus all the nibbling and sucking goodness. Personally, it doesn’t take me from the beginning to the end, but it’s a nice intermediary. It doesn’t necessarily give you the exact feeling that someone is going down on you, but I like the feeling— it feels interesting and is definitely unique.

Summary

The Sqweel is a fun toy and I own the most interesting sex toys. Experimenting with all the various angles is fun and it has enough zip to do the job. It fits easily into your hand and is very easy to use. BONUS! While it needs to get used to a little, I think it’s pretty amazing considering how close it’s to feeling like the real thing!

Fun Fact: Aluminum is the most abundant metal in the crust of the Earth— it represents 8 percent of the strong ground weight of the Earth. It’s secure and recyclable.

I coveted a Tantus Alumina line toy for what looks like forever now. This series of dildos is produced of aluminum aeronautical grade, unlike other Tantus toys. The aluminum is anodized, which not only adds to these toys ‘ pure beauty, but also strengthens the resistance to corrosion and wear. Each Alumina item is cast in two completely functional halves— which means you can swap the ends of ALL FOUR Alumina goods to create your ideal toy. This is a very distinctive design and means I’m coveting all four Alumina toys, of course.

The Flow came to me in a slim black cardboard box with silver writing and on the top a silver outline of the form of the dildo. It’s sturdy, elegant, unobtrusive, and no larger than making it ideal for storage. The toy itself is nestled inside in black foam and a slim care booklet for guidance. Simple, but with class contact.

Certainly, the Aluminum has some heft to it. It feels very robust in hand and can last a lifetime with minimal care unlike most toys on the market. This dildo has no texture at all— it’s totally smooth. It’s cool to the touch and it feels cold even at room temperature. The surface is flawless and has a truly incredible shine to it. The aluminum is also a deep purple color that pleases the eye very much.

As for readings, the flow is 91⁄4 “long, where approximately 4′′ from either end are insertable. While the slender end is 7/8′′ in diameter and the thicker end is 11⁄2 “in diameter, the dildo somewhat replicates a bowling pin. Even with the dramatic size shift, the weight appears to be distributed almost uniformly and surprisingly, while using it for longer periods of time, it does not tire my wrist. The Alumina line’s greatest characteristic, however, is its interchangeability. Since I don’t have any other Alumina toys, I haven’t been able to create my own mix, but the Flow is very simple to screw apart and back together — even for a weak person like me who has trouble opening the pickle jar. The dildo is a cleaning breeze and with some antibacterial soap can be simply washed down. Placing it on the top rack of the dishwasher (top shelf, no soap) can also sterilize it. I noticed that the gunk tends to accumulate between the rubber ring and the two parts are joined together so that a thorough cleaning should be ensured. Other than that, there’s nothing!

Now on to the Nitty Gritty… I attempted to use the Flow at room temperature first and it’s cool when you start using it first. However, the aluminum quickly warms up your body, almost heating up as you thrust it, and not just the inserted end— you can feel the heat down the toy’s entire length! It feels distinct from any of the other materials that I have ever used.

I went under hot water then. I let it sit for about 5-10 minutes while I was clitorally arousing myself. I was surprised when I returned to the Flow that the dildo was still hot and that it had retained the heat incredibly. As the most amazing sensation went through my whole body, I inserted it and gasped at the sensation. To define it as the finest term — sensational! I could take it or leave it with the thin end— it doesn’t do a lot for me. I love it like a handle. The bigger end fills me beautifully. Also? At g-spotting, this thing is incredible! Although it is not curved, it appears to occur spontaneously with its strong and dense shaft along with fast thrusting. It’s oh so beautiful to clench it while also stimulating my clitoris. So firm! So strong!

It smoothly inserts and thrusts, and the heft is ideal. The interchangeability of the Alumina line requires the cake. I am highly impressed by the Alumina Flow for someone who has always been mainly a clit-girl — I keep coming back to it over and over again. It’s certainly an exciting addition to my collection of toys! I feel extremely sexy using this dildo!

Thank you very much, FunWares!

Rating: In return for an honest, unbiased evaluation, this item given me free of charge.

Tantus has a Little Secret vibes new-ish line. The whole line is a combo of a bullet with a silicone sleeve of high quality. There are five distinct colors and designs— all so colourful and playful— so I want to collect them all, of course! Tantus sent me the Spoon (the orange one!) for evaluation to get started.

The bullet is a chrome bullet — I’m going to say straight away that I love this bullet, love it, love it! This is a single-speed bullet, no models of a kind, operated by a push-button on the base. The cap is secured by an o-ring that makes it completely submersible and waterproof. For pinpoint stimuli, the pointed tip is incredible, the length makes it simpler to hold on, and the N-battery is more strong than watching batteries. In fact, the N-battery brings out enough energy that without a issue I can orgasm.

The bright orange electric sleeve consists of nothing but the finest— 100% ultra-premium silicone. With a glossy finish, it’s smooth and plushy. There’s a bit of a drag on the surface, but as always, the enjoyment of lube will boost. The sleeve snugly fits over the bullet and is somewhat annoying when you first try to remove it. I discovered myself at the little bugger tugging, pulling, wiggling, and twisting. When I lastly got it off, I put a dab of (water-based) lube into the sleeve before reinserting the bullet, allowing it to slide in and out without friction.

While the Spoon is advertised as a g-spotter, for g-spotting reasons, I discover it lacks in length. Perhaps it could achieve a very shallow g-spot, but I doubt that. The wide flat head is good to spread the vibrations and stimulate a bigger region, and if you’re something like me that needs a bit of pressure on your clit, it’s definitely worth snapping up. Also the Spoon pairs beautifully with other Tantus dildos like the Alumina Flow.

The vibrations are decent in terms of energy with and without the sleeve. It’s certainly not a powerhouse, but let’s face it — it’s bullets! While the bullet is fairly powerful and will provide pinpoint stimulation if you remove the jacket, the sleeve’s flat head allows the vibrations to spread more — something I believed would be a disappointment at first. I enjoy vibrations, it turns out! It’s almost silent and ideal for those who like to masturbate down-low.

As far as cleaning is concerned; very easy. Because the sleeve is made of 100% silicone, it can be washed with an antibacterial soap and warm water, bleached with a 10% bleach solution, or plugged into a pot of boiling water. Just wash it with an antibacterial soap or a toy cleaner for the bullet and you’re nice to go. Before any type of cleaning, I suggest removing the strap to guarantee that you get any gunk (e.g. lube, juices) that can accumulate between the sleeve and the bullet.

Overall, I believe a beautiful little atmosphere is the Little Secret Spoon. In most instances the phrase “Great for beginners” is code for “This little bitch is too inexpensive and too weak to get me off.” But with the Little Secret vibes, that’s not the case— these little wonders are the perfect starting toy. Honestly. They are well-made, appealing, discreet, strong, waterproof, lightweight, user-friendly, and affordable. I’m a colorful slut and now I’m looking forward to the whole rainbow!

Thank you very much, Tantus!

In return for honest, unbiased evaluation, this item given me free of charge.

Brace yourself–this bullet is not your usual sort of bullet in silver. This is the Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet, and when they called it Xtreme they weren’t exaggerating! It’s fairly bad-ass from the color theme to the layout to the oodles of features and patterns!

The G-spot bullet is produced of non-porous, phthalate & latex-free hard, velvety soft ABS plastic, and hypo-allergenic… and violet! The control pack is made of sides and front tough shiny purple plastic with rubber-cote neon green handles. The bullet itself–3 1/2′′ long and just over 1′′ in diameter–is modestly sized. It has a curved tip and this one enables shallow penetration unlike many other bullets. As a G-spot toy, I certainly wouldn’t count on it, but it can still slip a little deeper than most toys like it. I don’t generally use it for penetration, but I have to admit that tip really excels at pinpoint clitoral stimulation and that’s often all I want. The velvety textured surface feels beautiful against the skin and is matter than slippery, making it simple to hold on.

A generous nearly 3 feet long neon-green cord. It is jacked and the control unit is readily plugged in. I like this function because it makes sure that there is no unnecessary strain on the cord. It also makes cleaning the bullet very easy without worrying about having water close to the battery pack. The control pack alone is amazing. It looks very beautiful. The mixture of color is evil–that’s what first drew me to the toy.

Oh, and the features! Let me inform you with 5 distinct speeds and 7 distinct insane coaster patterns, vibrating, rising, escalating, and pulsating–this thing has enough features (35!) to keep you busy for days! Don’t describe them to me, please, as I can’t. But I can inform you that the blend has some fairly interesting patterns–Oh, there’s always one!

There’s not just one “ON” light on the control panel like most vibrators. This beast has its own full light show. There’s a easy ON / OFF button that turns it on and sets the lights to a constant buzz. On the left hand, the plus and minus buttons regulate the velocity. Each plus button click improves the intensity of the vibration and begins a fresh set of lamps. On the correct hand, the plus and minus button shifts your vibration mode. Not only does each press change the vibration pattern, but the red lights arch changes with each button you press, matching your vibrator’s settings–it’s like a disco in your bedroom! Plus, with each button press, the green lights up the middle of the light panel light up. It’s quite insane!

The only issue I have is the noise with this toy. It is definitely not a discreet sex toy, but it can be forgiven for this kind of strength. It’s not the greatest toy I’ve come across, but when it comes to distant vibrating bullets / eggs, it’s definitely up there. It has become my most commonly used bullet rapidly. The only other problem I have with this toy is that batteries are required.

I can say that this is a must-have for anyone who enjoys remote controlled products if you’re looking at bullets! I suggest you make a favor of yourself and spend some additional dollars on the Xtreme pack G-spot bullet. As long as you don’t mind a little noise, the power and varying vibration patterns won’t disappoint you. And come on–it’s green lime and violet!

Thank you very much, FunWares!

Rating: In return for an honest, unbiased evaluation, this item was given to Rabbit Vibrator Toy free of charge.

What is it about the Form 2 vibrator from JimmyJane?

This little vibrator looks like its just going to be one of the other hundred thousand vibrators available. It looks like it could give a god clitoris massage and as though it might feel good to rest on your labia. But what is it that has made the Form 2 explode into the homes of millions of women?

I have a hypothesis: The Form 2 is actually a really good vibrator and like all vibrators, they first sold a couple of them on Amazon. The instant a women used the Form 2 she realised that is was #fantastic and needed to write a review on Amazon about the vibrator.

Another women reads her review and decides to buy the vibrator based on that review. She crys tears of ecstasy and decides to also do an Amazon review. The process continues, doubling along the way until the vibrator makes it to the top of the Amazon top selling sex toys list and that’s where the second million are sold.

Jimmy Jane Form 2

One such customer review

You’re still reading? Even after my convoluted, probably inaccurate hypothesis about why the JimmyJane Form 2 gained so much popularity s fast. I’m sorry about that and I promise to actually get into my review now.

Like many of these women on Amazon, I too saw the reviews and decided on that fact alone to give the vibrator a try. I purchased this little beauty off Amazon and two days later it was at my door. Not too much longer after that it was down my panties.

JimmyJane goes on and on about how the traditional rabbit vibrator is usually weak and when you press the ears against your clitoris they come to a stop. I agree with them about some rabbit vibrators, the cheap ones are useless, but the more expensive vibrators from Lelo or other high-end brands are powerful enough.

The Form 2 is extremely powerful and it gives you a bit of a shock when this little vibrator produces such power. For its size, it is by far the most powerful vibrator I’ve ever used but the vibrations are buzzy. For external stimulation, a buzzy vibrator is ideal.

However, for a first time user, the buzz may be too much and you will want to move it around the outside of your vagina before letting those ears home in on your clitoris. Have you ever heard of sqweel

Features

• The unique, flexible design surrounds sensitive areas with concentrated vibrations
• Dual motors offer powerful, fulfilling vibrations
• Choose between four high-performing vibration modes and five intensity levels for your every mood
• Features a discretionary travel-lock
• Comes in three different color variations
• Used by women, men and couples
• Great for clitoral stimulation
• Waterproof and washable safe with a rechargeable cord

The verdict

So, the big question remains. If the JimmyJane Form 2 as good as the review say and is it worthy of the viral attention. Unfortunately, yes it is worth the attentions.

The reason I use unfortunately is that despite it being a really nice vibrator, its pretty simple and really nothing spectacular. Its all that you should expect from every vibrator, but its not what you get with most.

JimmyJane have a habit of getting things right, a habit that is rarely seen in the sex toy industry and a habit I hope they stick too.